Absurd Corporate Comedy

Create a 30-second absurd corporate comedy featuring Mr. Whiskers, a fluffy orange tabby cat wearing a navy business suit and red tie. Use photorealistic cinematic visuals, a serious documentary narrator, and fast comedic cuts. The company has lost money for years, so its board appoints a cat as CEO. He immediately fires the HR department, replaces every office chair with a cardboard box, and falls asleep on the printer. Somehow, the stock price doubles. Investors celebrate while employees look horrified. End with Mr. Whiskers demanding his entire salary in tuna. Keep the cat's appearance consistent throughout. Make it hilarious, with deadpan narration, English subtitles, and light comedic music. This is clearly fictional comedy.